willowmansdaughter:

worlds-only-consulting-dragon:

Don’t Forget The Milk! by ~Chere-and-Rose

Oh, they’d have a tale or two to tell each other, wouldn’t they?

barely-breathe:

and then there’s me
 
Some Sherlock valentines! How silly.
Some of the rhymes based off of this marvelous post!

(via kurokyu)

strawberrybeatle:

marmosette:

deastrumquodvicis:

geniusbee:

existing-outside-of-stories:

This is taken from one of the first scenes in the pilot episode, but really…

lestrade@strade.org.uk?

Does Lestrade own a website, and is its sole purpose to give himself a rather redundant and unusual email address?

I FIND THIS WAY TOO HILARIOUS 

First of all, lestrade@strade.org.uk, omg. I imagine Donovan and Anderson setting up that website just to convince Lestrade that you NEED your own website to have an email address and now he pays like $50 a year for it because he thinks that’s just what people do.

Second of all, the subject is “Please call me” and the body is “Please call me” 

Oh Lestrade, your Lestrade is showing. 

Lestrade is the Agent Gibbs of Sherlock.

And then he signs it. With his last name. It’s the only name he had, then. The budget was smaller, for the pilot - they couldn’t afford a first name. And if you missed the domain name, or the e-mail box name, just in case, he signed it. Lestrade. 

*explodes*

Maybe his name used to be something else, something really lame. Like Jeffty Jeff Arseface or something. And he’s just changed it to Lestrade. And he wants to underline that his new name is Lestrade. So he made a website with it, he made an e-mail from that website with it, and the point of his e-mail is not “Please call me”, it’s supposed to be “Please call me Lestrade”. Because that’s his name now. He meant to put an ellipses instead of just a period to make it more dramatic, but he got too excited about how much he loves his new name and he needed to type it immediately.

Yep.

(via anotherboywholived)

cinnamoncurl:

daysofstorm:

gingerdarling:

sherlockholmesisnotdead:

what.

what

Very, very common…

(via flamiekitten)

bbcsherlockftw:

ibeggedformercytwice:

televisionismypatronus:

mystolenthunder:

yourlandladynotyourmanservant:

myrealityisobscured:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay

THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN

VERY VERY GAY

^

This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash. 

ALWAYS REBLOG.

#I am going to ruin every relationship you are in#I’ll make you my friend#before I drug you and force you into a cage#I’ll then drag you half way across London#after you punch the chief superintendent #from that I’ll then just jump off a building#and leave you depressed for three years#You’ll be the grieving widow#The very very gay grieving widow

I will always reblog this, because every time it comes on my dash, there is a new tag that makes me about piss myself laughing.

(via turntechpothead)

Hero-Mode!John. :D I struggled with the stripes on his jumper for ages and they still look wonky to me, but overall i’m pretty pleased with it. Here’s a version without the background, too (mostly because I’m not very happy with the floor.)

It’s a panel edit of this, based on tumblr user bilvo’s design for holmestuck John. I gave him a cane sword because I wasn’t sure if there’s a general consensus for his strife specibus yet, though I personally feel it would be either this or his pistol. (Perhaps he has specibus cards for both?)

I can’t really imagine anyone wanting to, but you can feel free to use either version for your blogs (or whatever else, i guess.) Just please credit me if you do!

EDIT: …just realized I did his symbol the wrong way. Damn it!

fencetan:

Sherlock: Answer troll.

impertinentAstucity [IA] began trolling sanctimoniousHermetic [SH] at 19:58 PM.

IA: Hello *darling* ;)

SH: I hope this is important, Irene.

SH: I’m very busy.

IA: Youre always *busy*, arent you, cutie? ;(

IA: Or are you just talking to your moirail again?

SH: Please leave me alone.

SH: I’m trying to find the second gate.

IA: I can *tell* you where the gate is ;)

SH: Of course you can.

SH: I trust you implicitly.

SH: Or perhaps I would have, if you and your friends had not attempted to blow me up on multiple occasions.

IA: Live a little, *cutie* ;P

SH: I’ll find the gate on my own, thank you.

sanctimoniousHermetic [SH] has blocked impertinentAstucity [IA]

(via kurokyu)

universal-cynic:

tardis-221b:

The beginning and end of John Watson.

My heart was just torn to pieces. Q-Q

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moriarteas:

but john 221b is pretty small 
sherlock is right there in the other room
he can see you

homlestuck is everything i could ever want out of life

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