Come on, guys, the Sherlock fandom is crack-fandom royalty. We have a reputation to uphold. Someone get on this.

This is why we refer to this man with ‘Godtiss’.
Godtiss you are better at this than the Moff.
ALL PRAISE AND HONOR TO GODTISS.
#now we know why this show is awesome #Mark is obviously balancing out Steven#HE IS THE SHIP FODDER #I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE ARGUMENTS THEY HAVE#Mark: AND THEN THEY MAKE OUT IN THE HALLWAY #Steven: NO. STOP IT. THEY JUST SMILE AND GO UPSTAIRS. #Mark: CAN’T THEY PET EACHOTHER A BIT?#Steven: NO. #Mark: OKAY HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE #Steven: alright…#Mark: THEY LEAN AGAINST THE WALL PANTING HEAVILY AND LAUGHING SMILING AND LOOKING AT EACHOTHER SUGGESTIVELY THEN MRS HUDSON SHOWS UP AND COCKBLOCKS….I MEAN….INTERRUPTS THEM #Steven: FINE. BUT I GET TO INSERT AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER NAMED RORY IN SERIES 2.
Haha, their compromise consist of Godtiss getting some homoeroticism in if Moffat can kill Rory. I love it
Can Gatiss just take over as head writer, please?
(via cheekbonesandtrenchcoats)

Cool guys wear sparkly shoes
Yes.
(via chocolateclairable-deactivated2)

John “Three Continents” Watson. It’s canon. Your argument is irrelevant.

It’s even more hilarious because he’s in Sherlock attire.
GUYS WHERE’S THE FIC
GO GO GO
Internet, you have yet to fail me. MAKE ME POCKET!MARTIN/WATSON FIC.
please oh please oh please oh pleaseeee
(Source: formerlyfroghat, via omniphile)

CRUMBLEBREADCRUMBLEBREAD
CRUMBLEBREAD
This reminds me of Bakery Street. The adventures of Sherloaf Holmes and Johnnycake Wheatson, potrayed respectively by the actors Benedict Crumblebread and Martin Pieman.
Don’t forget Mycrust Holmes, Sherloaf’s brother.
Not to mention Detective Inspector Lestrudel over at Shortcake yard.
(via double-bodied)

